Thursday, November 24, 2005

Turkey Day Humor

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

01. Talk about huge breasts!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside
moist.

03. It's Cool Whip time!

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05. That's one terrific spread!

06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat
it?

09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

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